Are you listening? Are you there? Let’s take it back to Karen at the retail store. Let’s turn on our open minds as well as our infinite disgust at the fact that not one thing has ever been written that could reliably de-Karen-ize a human being immediately. Let’s turn on our hope that we’re justContinue reading “Spicy Gamer Vibes and The Banality of Karen – Level 15 : To a Karen, Retail Workers are like Pinball Machines, Ready To Have Their Buttons Pushed [Nightmare C: Good Desires]”
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Spicy Gamer Vibes and the Banality of Karen – Level 1 : Supermarket Menaces Loathe the Fleeing Option in RPGs
You ever get shitty luck while playing an RPG? How about an open world game? High level enemies come out of nowhere. Your ass clenches a little. You dread losing progress. And yet, sometimes, you choose to fight instead of run. It feels rather spicy, doesn’t it? Like nobody told you this is what videoContinue reading “Spicy Gamer Vibes and the Banality of Karen – Level 1 : Supermarket Menaces Loathe the Fleeing Option in RPGs”
Inner Beauty Parry 12/14/21 – The YouTube Dislike Meter Elegy (The Internet’s Final Tantrum)
The destroyed the dislike button a few days ago. On YouTube. Maybe I should say the “dislike meter”. The button is still there. And I’m sure a few millions of could feel our stomachs turn. Our lower lips clench. Our eyes take in air as they flared. As we said to ourselves, “the ability forContinue reading “Inner Beauty Parry 12/14/21 – The YouTube Dislike Meter Elegy (The Internet’s Final Tantrum)”
CarHonk Catharsis (The Big Damn Freakin’ Elevator Pitch)
You know what they say about trying to promote your ideas. If you can’t do it in the length of an elevator ride, you’re probably fucked. You ever try crossing the street in the middle of a traffic jam? Chances are, one car is gonna stop for you. And there’s a good chance the carContinue reading “CarHonk Catharsis (The Big Damn Freakin’ Elevator Pitch)”
Dragon Headed Research;Notes 11/9/21 – The Thunderous Roar of “Systemic” Attempts to Mend Social Competence
That last post was pretty intense, wasn’t it? I think I’ll take it down a notch. Sit down and listen. I’m sure you’ve heard about those “systemic -isms” that have been going on. Yeah, they’re pretty terrible, no doubt. And you’ve got to be familiar with the opinions about the word. Most say it’s eitherContinue reading “Dragon Headed Research;Notes 11/9/21 – The Thunderous Roar of “Systemic” Attempts to Mend Social Competence”
Dragon-Headed Research;Notes 10/19/21 – Writing is a Dragon, Flying in a Circle, Bold and Vulnerable
Goooood afternoon ladies and gentlemen. I can confidently say that I have written about anything as deep or valuable as I possibly could on my blog. However….I’m taking viability into account. I’m taking cultural osmosis into account. You know, I still want to live the fantasy of people reading this and gaining from it. I’veContinue reading “Dragon-Headed Research;Notes 10/19/21 – Writing is a Dragon, Flying in a Circle, Bold and Vulnerable”
[Purpose-Result Friction] Theory Diaries – Pizza Clout, WTF?
There is currently a thread on r/unpopularopinion in which an individual claims that pizza is quite overrated. Then they say that people mainly like pizza “for the clout”. Now, I did have to look up what clout meant, and I still felt pretty lost. I could relate to the many posts declaring that it’s ridiculousContinue reading “[Purpose-Result Friction] Theory Diaries – Pizza Clout, WTF?”
Original Comparisons: Why “Shut Up” is like “I’m Sorry”.
People are always telling each other to “shut up”. “Shut up, shut shut up, shut up!” Yeah, it rhymes, yeah, it sounds nice. It’s so mean. It feels so right. People are always saying “sorry.” “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m so sorry.” It sounds so tender, it’s a conflict ender. These two little phrases, sourcesContinue reading “Original Comparisons: Why “Shut Up” is like “I’m Sorry”.”
Tender Recklessness (Invoke Yourself: A Human Manifesto 3.2)
Mischievous Maturity…mischievous maturity…. A phrase that I hope can break though deep into humanity. It’s like a compliment, but an insult as well. It’s a mirror for revealing, and for altering. It can warp the world the way we may have all wished in our dreams. It can transcend the weakness in satire and exposés.Continue reading “Tender Recklessness (Invoke Yourself: A Human Manifesto 3.2)”
The Found Emotion (Invoke Yourself) 