Have you seen this saying? “We can’t direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails”. You could say….quite a few good things about that saying. How to try and change your future by taking indirect control of things. But I want you to think about how this is part of behavior you hate, peopleContinue reading “L1’s Almanac – To Adjust Your Sails Is Still Kind of Evil”
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L1’s Almanac- Why People Are Like Glorious Christmas Light Clusterfucks (The Greatest Post I’ll Ever Make)
After a night of good memeing, I woke up with my brain cells realigned. And I reached a conclusion about……what people are doing. Even about the very nature of what I am trying to do. And I also became extremely proud of myself, for having an original take on how to try to be aContinue reading “L1’s Almanac- Why People Are Like Glorious Christmas Light Clusterfucks (The Greatest Post I’ll Ever Make)”
L1’s Almanac – Why Trying to be Socially Competent is Like a Game Show Where You Jump Through Stupid Foam Cutouts
Have you seen the game show Hole in the Wall? People have to fits themselves through a space in a wall that is supposedly made just for them as it glides down an alley, or else you are dumped into the water. It’s a show that makes me smile, so silly, so endearing. But why?Continue reading “L1’s Almanac – Why Trying to be Socially Competent is Like a Game Show Where You Jump Through Stupid Foam Cutouts”
L1’s Almanac: Why Cognitive Dissonance is Intellectually Vapid Horsesh*t
This isn’t even worth a diatribe. I could go on for a while about how much I hate that term. When somebody blames someone else for something that they’re barely even doing, you call that cognitive dissonance. When somebody props themselves us for achievements, and you hate them for it, you call that cognitive dissonance.Continue reading “L1’s Almanac: Why Cognitive Dissonance is Intellectually Vapid Horsesh*t”
L1’s Alamanac- If Skin Tone Probability Worked a Little Differently
Children tend to acquire the average of the skin colors of their parents. Light and dark skin combined, almost always make an even light brown. But could you imagine if nobody was tan, and all were dark or pale? People could make fun of mixed race marriages, By telling them their kids would “come outContinue reading “L1’s Alamanac- If Skin Tone Probability Worked a Little Differently”
L1’s Almanac- How to be Attractive (To Somebody Who Is Attracted to You)
I’ve figured out a way to boil down the means by which people find success in romantically tense situations. Some call it “game”. Some call it “navigation”. Some call it “escalating touch”. Some call it “making someone vibe with u”. I can only call it this: balancing the lust for possibilities you want with respectContinue reading “L1’s Almanac- How to be Attractive (To Somebody Who Is Attracted to You)”
L1’s Almanac – of Justice and Normies
FUCKING NORMIES ruin everything by being so damn normal. Where’s their creativity, their taste, their passion for being different from everyone else? They might make the world more boring, less inspired, but they indeed might hold society together. If we couldn’t agree on what constitutes JUSTICE, just where would civilization be? We all agree, prettyContinue reading “L1’s Almanac – of Justice and Normies”
L1’s Almanac – With Regards to the A**hole Design Subreddit
Have you been to r/assholedesign? It’s quite the satisfying and gratifying place to visit. To complain about products that betray the functionality they seem to promise. But does it really seem fair to call people assholes for designing tools and food and websites and transportation in a way that isn’t necessarily motivated by the desireContinue reading “L1’s Almanac – With Regards to the A**hole Design Subreddit”
L1’s Almanac – You Wouldn’t Cringe at an Animal
Animals can induce many of the same emotions in us that humans do. But you wouldn’t cringe at one, would you? It’s hard to a feel a mix of embarrassment and resentment for an animal. What’s so different about them? They can’t have fondness for what you want to do, relate to what you wishContinue reading “L1’s Almanac – You Wouldn’t Cringe at an Animal”