Have you seen those domino art videos? They’re really fun, they’re really cool. I like watching dominoes smash into each other. It’s neat, it’s messy. It’s chaos controlled. It’s form and function. Domino art is somebody creating an extension of themselves. To give them credit for the dominoes is really appropriate and ridiculous at once.Continue reading “THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/15/21 – The Affectionate Spoiling of the Joys of Domino Art (a scientific smack of worldpeace)”
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THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/13/21 – The Childrens Coaster Nexus
L1’s words of wisdom.. Do you remember going on those little rides when you were 5 years old? I’ve gotten nostalgic for the feel of them. Real roller coasters are behemoths of plastic and steel, generally with shapes that are based upon practical purpose. But those rides for tots have all sorts of classical shit.Continue reading “THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/13/21 – The Childrens Coaster Nexus”
THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/12/2021 – The Sbarro Chicken Maneuver (an ultra diary)
L1’s words of wisdom…. The woman behind the counter at my local Sbarro is really nice. Yeah, I go there, because Popeye’s is too salty and I’m trying to eat less meat. But of course I still do. Waiting for that laboratory shit. Anyway, when I gonna get baked ziti, mixed vegetables, and roasted chicken.Continue reading “THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/12/2021 – The Sbarro Chicken Maneuver (an ultra diary)”
THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/8/21 – The Silent Honor of Enforcing Licenses Explains Nearly Everything
Writing about licenses is a bit of a strange thing for me to do. I don’t really have a license to do anything. Never really acquired one. And when it comes to ID cards….I’ve already written about that before. But right now I can’t think of a better way to articulate what’s inside of me.Continue reading “THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/8/21 – The Silent Honor of Enforcing Licenses Explains Nearly Everything”
THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 8/22/21 – THE HETERO-NORMATIVE ECSTASY (FIRE WITH FIRE)
It’s been a long time, hasn’t it? We’ve been up to it for decades. Trying, desperately, passionately, intelligently, carefully, recklessly, beautifully, to try and have everyone be treated just like they are someone with no alternative attractions. We try and try we try, and we succeed, and we fail, and we fail, and succeed, andContinue reading “THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 8/22/21 – THE HETERO-NORMATIVE ECSTASY (FIRE WITH FIRE)”
THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 8/20/21- The Kamehameha Kid
I was going outside the other day….I heard a child screaming vigorously. He must have been the child of one of the men working at the grocery store. Upon closer inspection, he was imitating Goku, you know, from Dragon Ball Z. Firing out that energy blast. Having his friend fall down. Connected, but not connected,Continue reading “THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 8/20/21- The Kamehameha Kid”
A Banjo-Kazooie Mood – THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 5/8/21
There was a long gap of time between the first time I played Banjo-Kazooie as a child (intermittently, at my cousins’ house) and when I played it to completion as an adult. I could say a lot of things about how my older self wasn’t nearly as enthralled by the whole thing, having far tooContinue reading “A Banjo-Kazooie Mood – THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 5/8/21”
Store Fronts are Interesting as F*** – THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 4/24/21
Aren’t store fronts pretty interesting? As long as their name is there, they’re like advertisements for themselves. Of course, it would be hard for this not to be the case. When you possess a space, you’re going to use it to your sheer advantage. A store front barks out at you to come inside, toContinue reading “Store Fronts are Interesting as F*** – THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 4/24/21”
The One-Bite-Into-Other-Half-of-a-Sandwich Theorem- THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 4/20/21
This world we live would be a better place if everyone could simply deconstruct the moment in which a person, eating at Subway or what have you, having finished half of their sandwich, comes to the juncture of either eating a little more of the second half of the sandwich, or resisting and not proceedingContinue reading “The One-Bite-Into-Other-Half-of-a-Sandwich Theorem- THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 4/20/21”
The Freakiness of Inheriting Oneself THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 4/15/21
Isn’t it strange? Isn’t it strange? You can inherit things from your own self. Your past self gives things to your future self, somewhat based upon its dreams and predictions, also based upon things it never really chose to do. Past and present, present and future. Preparation and improvisation. Gratitude for yourself that feels excessive.Continue reading “The Freakiness of Inheriting Oneself THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 4/15/21”
The Found Emotion (Invoke Yourself) 