A long time ago, somebody told me that if you want somebody to care about what you have to say, tell them a story. So follow along. Get inside my head. Yesterday, I left a job involving making calls for charities. I only lasted a few days. I put utter tons of heart into justContinue reading “The Heart’s Three Infamous Positive Energy Directives #13 – A Job Quit Evening Diary – (Charity Evacuation/Skateboard Solicitor/Train Paralysis/Buffet Patrol/Leftover McFlurry) [Five Fingers on the Heart of the Formerly Inexplicable]”
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The Heart’s Three Infamous Positive Energy Directives #5 – In Spain, Bread Can’t Go Just Anywhere (A Sedative for Irresistible Good Manners)
I read an article recently about table manners in the country of Spain. It’s a bit long-winded. I mean, there are a lot of rules. The most interesting ones, to me, were about bread. It’s a bit hard to explain exactly what you’re supposed to do with the bread. Something involving keeping the bread separateContinue reading “The Heart’s Three Infamous Positive Energy Directives #5 – In Spain, Bread Can’t Go Just Anywhere (A Sedative for Irresistible Good Manners)”
Inner Beauty Parry 12/23/21 – Refrigerated Cracker Angst is Still Worth Tempering (The Smile of Culture)
You want to know a physical object I have a fairly strong resentment for? It’s the refrigerated cracker. The cold crisp. The iced chip, not the chip of ice. I really hate the fact that in any scenario, a crunchy munchy snack could wind up inside of a refrigerator. They get soft, and damp, andContinue reading “Inner Beauty Parry 12/23/21 – Refrigerated Cracker Angst is Still Worth Tempering (The Smile of Culture)”
THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/12/2021 – The Sbarro Chicken Maneuver (an ultra diary)
L1’s words of wisdom…. The woman behind the counter at my local Sbarro is really nice. Yeah, I go there, because Popeye’s is too salty and I’m trying to eat less meat. But of course I still do. Waiting for that laboratory shit. Anyway, when I gonna get baked ziti, mixed vegetables, and roasted chicken.Continue reading “THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/12/2021 – The Sbarro Chicken Maneuver (an ultra diary)”
The One-Bite-Into-Other-Half-of-a-Sandwich Theorem- THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 4/20/21
This world we live would be a better place if everyone could simply deconstruct the moment in which a person, eating at Subway or what have you, having finished half of their sandwich, comes to the juncture of either eating a little more of the second half of the sandwich, or resisting and not proceedingContinue reading “The One-Bite-Into-Other-Half-of-a-Sandwich Theorem- THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 4/20/21”
[Purpose-Result Friction] Theory Diaries – Pizza Clout, WTF?
There is currently a thread on r/unpopularopinion in which an individual claims that pizza is quite overrated. Then they say that people mainly like pizza “for the clout”. Now, I did have to look up what clout meant, and I still felt pretty lost. I could relate to the many posts declaring that it’s ridiculousContinue reading “[Purpose-Result Friction] Theory Diaries – Pizza Clout, WTF?”
[Purpose-Result Friction] Theory Diaries – The Veggie Booty Compromise
As a mildly indulgent complement to the tastefully greasy chicken tenders I was going to bring home, I decided to acquire some Pirates’ Booty. They’re a crispy snack that leaves you feeling not very indulgent. They’re also great for when you’re craving vegetables but don’t feel like microwaving the broccoli in the refrigerator. They usedContinue reading “[Purpose-Result Friction] Theory Diaries – The Veggie Booty Compromise”
Undulant Rave: Vegans Explained Really Quick
Hey, vegans, I’ve got a message for ya. And uh, anyone who knows about you. People like becoming vegan not because it’s shockingly easy, nor because it’s rewarding in its challenge. Nah, it’s because it varies from hard as fuck to easy as fuck as you’re trying to achieve it. And it just keeps wavering,Continue reading “Undulant Rave: Vegans Explained Really Quick”
The Found Emotion (Invoke Yourself) 