Are you listening? Are you there? Let’s take it back to Karen at the retail store. Let’s turn on our open minds as well as our infinite disgust at the fact that not one thing has ever been written that could reliably de-Karen-ize a human being immediately. Let’s turn on our hope that we’re justContinue reading “Spicy Gamer Vibes and The Banality of Karen – Level 15 : To a Karen, Retail Workers are like Pinball Machines, Ready To Have Their Buttons Pushed [Nightmare C: Good Desires]”
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Spicy Gamer Vibes and the Banality of Karen – Level 4 : Major Adult Freakouts are like Showing Off Before Losing in a Collectible Card Game
There doesn’t seem to be any way to actually criticize the most insufferable public behavior committed by adults. Nor a way to try and prevent the most difficult situations in the workplace, which lead to somebody getting fired. Perhaps most unfortunately, plenty of people throw their lives away in an abject fit of violence. ThoughContinue reading “Spicy Gamer Vibes and the Banality of Karen – Level 4 : Major Adult Freakouts are like Showing Off Before Losing in a Collectible Card Game”
CarHonk Catharsis (The Big Damn Freakin’ Elevator Pitch)
You know what they say about trying to promote your ideas. If you can’t do it in the length of an elevator ride, you’re probably fucked. You ever try crossing the street in the middle of a traffic jam? Chances are, one car is gonna stop for you. And there’s a good chance the carContinue reading “CarHonk Catharsis (The Big Damn Freakin’ Elevator Pitch)”
Dragon-Headed Research;Notes 11/8/21 – Egregious Ethical Accusations are as Gratifying as Winning at Space Invaders!
Tell me, stranger. Beautiful stranger. Have you ever heard of an arcade game called Space Invaders? I had it on a keychain when I was 10. They referenced it on Futurama. You see, the tricky thing about Space Invaders is that you can’t just shoot the aliens where they are. You have to shoot themContinue reading “Dragon-Headed Research;Notes 11/8/21 – Egregious Ethical Accusations are as Gratifying as Winning at Space Invaders!”
THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/15/21 – The Affectionate Spoiling of the Joys of Domino Art (a scientific smack of worldpeace)
Have you seen those domino art videos? They’re really fun, they’re really cool. I like watching dominoes smash into each other. It’s neat, it’s messy. It’s chaos controlled. It’s form and function. Domino art is somebody creating an extension of themselves. To give them credit for the dominoes is really appropriate and ridiculous at once.Continue reading “THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/15/21 – The Affectionate Spoiling of the Joys of Domino Art (a scientific smack of worldpeace)”
The Found Emotion.com – 10 Examples of the Emotion I Discovered
Welcome, stranger. Give me a bit of your time, and you will become a different person.See that tagline up there? Yes, I’m bold enough to insist that there’s an emotion without a name. I’ve described it up there. Let’s move forward. 1. Shut the fuck up Apple, You don’t own Charlie Brown There are people “generously”Continue reading “The Found Emotion.com – 10 Examples of the Emotion I Discovered”
L1’s Almanac – You Wouldn’t Cringe at an Animal
Animals can induce many of the same emotions in us that humans do. But you wouldn’t cringe at one, would you? It’s hard to a feel a mix of embarrassment and resentment for an animal. What’s so different about them? They can’t have fondness for what you want to do, relate to what you wishContinue reading “L1’s Almanac – You Wouldn’t Cringe at an Animal”
Original Comparisons: Why Celebrities are (un)like Real Heroes
I’m here to make a statement. I open up my throat and sing. I’m here to make you undulate. Agreeing with me and not, you rise and fall, and stop at a place. You embody wavering, doing so without movement. You undulant being. Your undulant feeling. I open up my veins and screech. Celebrities areContinue reading “Original Comparisons: Why Celebrities are (un)like Real Heroes”
The Found Emotion (Invoke Yourself) 