Are you listening? Are you there? Let’s take it back to Karen at the retail store. Let’s turn on our open minds as well as our infinite disgust at the fact that not one thing has ever been written that could reliably de-Karen-ize a human being immediately. Let’s turn on our hope that we’re justContinue reading “Spicy Gamer Vibes and The Banality of Karen – Level 15 : To a Karen, Retail Workers are like Pinball Machines, Ready To Have Their Buttons Pushed [Nightmare C: Good Desires]”
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Spicy Gamer Vibes and the Banality of Karen – Level 7 : Exploitative Explorers are like Goofy Glitch Hunters
They’re not teaching about Christopher Columbus like they used to. It’s a good thing, right? Talking about what people actually did, both intentional and not, rather than embellishing it under tactless grandiosity. Perhaps you’re among the types overjoyed to see holidays changed to honor the people exploited by conquistadors and the like. Perhaps it makesContinue reading “Spicy Gamer Vibes and the Banality of Karen – Level 7 : Exploitative Explorers are like Goofy Glitch Hunters”
THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/13/21 – The Childrens Coaster Nexus
L1’s words of wisdom.. Do you remember going on those little rides when you were 5 years old? I’ve gotten nostalgic for the feel of them. Real roller coasters are behemoths of plastic and steel, generally with shapes that are based upon practical purpose. But those rides for tots have all sorts of classical shit.Continue reading “THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 9/13/21 – The Childrens Coaster Nexus”
THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 8/20/21- The Kamehameha Kid
I was going outside the other day….I heard a child screaming vigorously. He must have been the child of one of the men working at the grocery store. Upon closer inspection, he was imitating Goku, you know, from Dragon Ball Z. Firing out that energy blast. Having his friend fall down. Connected, but not connected,Continue reading “THE HUNTERIAN OPIATE 8/20/21- The Kamehameha Kid”
L1’s Almanac – Why Trying to be Socially Competent is Like a Game Show Where You Jump Through Stupid Foam Cutouts
Have you seen the game show Hole in the Wall? People have to fits themselves through a space in a wall that is supposedly made just for them as it glides down an alley, or else you are dumped into the water. It’s a show that makes me smile, so silly, so endearing. But why?Continue reading “L1’s Almanac – Why Trying to be Socially Competent is Like a Game Show Where You Jump Through Stupid Foam Cutouts”