Undulant Rave: Vegans Explained Really Quick

Hey, vegans, I’ve got a message for ya. And uh, anyone who knows about you.

People like becoming vegan not because it’s shockingly easy, nor because it’s rewarding in its challenge.

Nah, it’s because it varies from hard as fuck to easy as fuck as you’re trying to achieve it. And it just keeps wavering, but you end up in a place that validates the beautiful work of managing difficulty and lack of difficulty grinding against each other.

And yes, your choice of dieting is a small thing, a huge thing, an undulantly lovely thing. So small, so big, such a statement, such a wish for a future movement.

But here’s my opinion on you. You could be a lot more likeable if you figured out your joy and anger. I mean, look at the plant-based movement. That’s gentle as hell, am I right?
Not even trying to get people to commit to anything. If you’re really gonna convert us all, maybe it requires a new approach. Maybe there’s something you can discard.

Maybe mischievous maturity is your strength and your big flaw, and there’s a way to tune your waves a bit.

If you wanna know more about what I’m saying, well, the blog’s right here.