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Memes of Sheer Dignity – All Human Conflict Explained in a Twin Meme

If you’re stumbling upon this blog, but you hate reading, just print this out and put it on your wall. Eventually, you’ll see your fellow human beings very differently. This fucking meme, or what let me make it, has basically saved my life. Who are you, and what you do, the x and y axes.Continue reading “Memes of Sheer Dignity – All Human Conflict Explained in a Twin Meme”

[Purpose-Result Friction] Theory Triple Pack – Tetris Metaphysics, The Mystique of Gravy, and the Futility in Calling Someone a Baby

1. Falling Blocks, Wielding Fates The way people view their own actions resembles that which we feel when we play a puzzle video game like Panel De Pon or Tetris. The way the blocks fall is often very out of your control, while also being a byproduct of what you’ve done within that game. TheContinue reading “[Purpose-Result Friction] Theory Triple Pack – Tetris Metaphysics, The Mystique of Gravy, and the Futility in Calling Someone a Baby”

LITTLE JAMS: Peeby and The Esskidz

I like what they be doing up on PBS. Trying to tell kids just try to be chill. But there seem to be quite the gap Between what that family friendly stuff want out of us And what we actually be capable of us. You could never get by on the tales of chubby dragons.Continue reading “LITTLE JAMS: Peeby and The Esskidz”

[Purpose-Result Friction] Theory Diaries: The Professor Who Proudly Hated ID Flashing (furious hope)

I returned to my college campus, like I had so many other times. Having finally founded purpose-result friction theory, I tried to remember things about my past I could see anew. Not being allowed into the entrance to linger or use the facilities, I remembered their system for letting students, faculty, and alumni on campus.Continue reading “[Purpose-Result Friction] Theory Diaries: The Professor Who Proudly Hated ID Flashing (furious hope)”

Memes of Sheer Dignity: The Most Underappreciated Gamecube Masterpiece

THING WILL MAKE YOU MONEY THING WILL MAKE US HAPPY WHY DO YOU NOT DO???? FRIGGING GAME COMPANY…. Denying a good solution for both sides, now that’s the type of belligerent indignity that makes you feel like a stylish superhero, just begging to smack the villain and reach the menu screen that tells you youContinue reading “Memes of Sheer Dignity: The Most Underappreciated Gamecube Masterpiece”

Little Jams: Rural Niceness, Urban Niceness

The hospitality of rural people is something very real but it might be empowered by not having to interact with people in ways that are inherently inconvenient. Those of us in the city really are some grouches but the way we get along Is really quite legitimate. All of us are challenged by and givenContinue reading “Little Jams: Rural Niceness, Urban Niceness”

Memes of Sheer Dignity – Bodacious Buzzwords!

Sometimes, people may ask you to do things that can feel absolutely pointless. And they’ll take some pride in it. They might act really freaking gallant. But that doesn’t mean they’re the villains you say they are. Sometimes they’re just getting joy from the ability to manipulate possibilities toward self-interested goals, while not being ashamedContinue reading “Memes of Sheer Dignity – Bodacious Buzzwords!”

L1’s Alamanac- If Skin Tone Probability Worked a Little Differently

Children tend to acquire the average of the skin colors of their parents. Light and dark skin combined, almost always make an even light brown. But could you imagine if nobody was tan, and all were dark or pale? People could make fun of mixed race marriages, By telling them their kids would “come outContinue reading “L1’s Alamanac- If Skin Tone Probability Worked a Little Differently”

[Purpose-Result Friction] Theory Diaries- Drunk Guy on My Foot (Karaoke 1)

Back inside of the karaoke bar, the one with the comfy couches…. While talking, the acquaintance suddenly slumped over and fell on one of my feet. He was still smiling, and possibly mumbling…. for a while, I thought that it must have been a prank. I had grown very used to people doing things likeContinue reading “[Purpose-Result Friction] Theory Diaries- Drunk Guy on My Foot (Karaoke 1)”

L1’s Almanac- How to be Attractive (To Somebody Who Is Attracted to You)

I’ve figured out a way to boil down the means by which people find success in romantically tense situations. Some call it “game”. Some call it “navigation”. Some call it “escalating touch”. Some call it “making someone vibe with u”. I can only call it this: balancing the lust for possibilities you want with respectContinue reading “L1’s Almanac- How to be Attractive (To Somebody Who Is Attracted to You)”